ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
My vagina just clenched in fear
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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