He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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