dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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