Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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