He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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