If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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