i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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