I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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