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I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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