is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
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