Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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