The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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