party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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