So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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