is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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