i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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