i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
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I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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