I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize