4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I have demons in me.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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