Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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