I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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