Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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