Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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