I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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