Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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