looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Randomize
