good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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