Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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