somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He called his prostate his "boner button".
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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