Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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