my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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