Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
please don't ironically join a cult
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