I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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