Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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