thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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