i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Jerry, you need to find god
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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