normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Randomize
