I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
