I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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