Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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