i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
nutella sex= disaster
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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