Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Randomize
