Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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