i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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