So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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