After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
