exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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