Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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