I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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