I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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