id be glad to
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
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