My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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