Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Life without a bra equals bliss.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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