Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
third nipple confirmed
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I'm like, not good at living.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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