ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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